7 Things I Learned On The Interweb This Week

1. Just ‘cuz the guy has a funny name doesn’t mean he’s a comedian. Or a porn star. I would hate to see the atrocities that Seymour Butts committed.

2. I can return the awesome ring I bought to go with the awesome Google fridge I was supposed to win.

3. There are such things as work-safe dirty pictures.

4. It looks like Heath Ledger was murdered. If you find that totally tacky and shows that I lack class, may I point out Comrade Syzlak pointed me in that direction.

5. There’s a reason I don’t exercise – it makes me look stupid. But this is cheaper than riding a horse for exercise and a helluva’ lot easier to clean up after. You ever try and get horse shit out of the carpet? Exactly.  It’s not as bad as pig shit, but still, it’s a pain in the ass.

6.  There are things I can learn from people in Philadelphia.

7.   Interweb Porn is fake and a relationshiop-wrecker!  So it ain’t so!  For shame, Interweb Porn, for shame.

3 Responses to “7 Things I Learned On The Interweb This Week”

  1. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    You mean someone actually reads my news sidebar? For reals?

    I should prolly start putting news on it or something…

  2. seohack Says:

    that letter wasn’t news? everything in it was news to me!

  3. Melanie Phung Says:

    Butt Naked!

    Oh, that’s a good one. (I can also see a version of this story on The Onion… kid gets teased mercilessly for stupid name, grows up and becomes a homicidal maniac… see, it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true! right? anyone?)

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