1. Just ‘cuz the guy has a funny name doesn’t mean he’s a comedian. Or a porn star. I would hate to see the atrocities that Seymour Butts committed.
2. I can return the awesome ring I bought to go with the awesome Google fridge I was supposed to win.
3. There are such things as work-safe dirty pictures.
4. It looks like Heath Ledger was murdered. If you find that totally tacky and shows that I lack class, may I point out Comrade Syzlak pointed me in that direction.
5. There’s a reason I don’t exercise – it makes me look stupid. But this is cheaper than riding a horse for exercise and a helluva’ lot easier to clean up after. You ever try and get horse shit out of the carpet? Exactly. It’s not as bad as pig shit, but still, it’s a pain in the ass.
6. There are things I can learn from people in Philadelphia.
7. Interweb Porn is fake and a relationshiop-wrecker! So it ain’t so! For shame, Interweb Porn, for shame.
January 25, 2008 at 1:34 pm |
You mean someone actually reads my news sidebar? For reals?
I should prolly start putting news on it or something…
January 25, 2008 at 1:45 pm |
that letter wasn’t news? everything in it was news to me!
January 29, 2008 at 8:15 am |
Butt Naked!
Oh, that’s a good one. (I can also see a version of this story on The Onion… kid gets teased mercilessly for stupid name, grows up and becomes a homicidal maniac… see, it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true! right? anyone?)