7 Things I Learned On The Interweb This Week

1. Just ‘cuz the guy has a funny name doesn’t mean he’s a comedian. Or a porn star. I would hate to see the atrocities that Seymour Butts committed.

2. I can return the awesome ring I bought to go with the awesome Google fridge I was supposed to win.

3. There are such things as work-safe dirty pictures.

4. It looks like Heath Ledger was murdered. If you find that totally tacky and shows that I lack class, may I point out Comrade Syzlak pointed me in that direction.

5. There’s a reason I don’t exercise – it makes me look stupid. But this is cheaper than riding a horse for exercise and a helluva’ lot easier to clean up after. You ever try and get horse shit out of the carpet? Exactly.  It’s not as bad as pig shit, but still, it’s a pain in the ass.

6.  There are things I can learn from people in Philadelphia.

7.   Interweb Porn is fake and a relationshiop-wrecker!  So it ain’t so!  For shame, Interweb Porn, for shame.