1. Just ‘cuz the guy has a funny name doesn’t mean he’s a comedian. Or a porn star. I would hate to see the atrocities that Seymour Butts committed.
3. There are such things as work-safe dirty pictures.
5. There’s a reason I don’t exercise – it makes me look stupid. But this is cheaper than riding a horse for exercise and a helluva’ lot easier to clean up after. You ever try and get horse shit out of the carpet? Exactly. It’s not as bad as pig shit, but still, it’s a pain in the ass.
7. Interweb Porn is fake and a relationshiop-wrecker! So it ain’t so! For shame, Interweb Porn, for shame.