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I Was Relevant Once
HAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAA! I don’t know why or how, nor do I really care, but on a list of 117 SEO blogs that are worth a shit, this was one of them!!!
Okay, so the post is from March of last year. But what the hell. Just like that creepy gym teacher that’s grooming potential minors to have sex with, I’m sayin’ age is nothing but a date, and I don’t care that the date of that post is from last year. You have to take credit where credit it due, even if, you know, you kind of do it a year later when your unemployed ass has nothing to do but think about your next gin and tonic and watch the new season of Bridezillas (I wonder if divorce lawyers watch this shit to troll for future clients, but anyways, I was gloating). A win is a fucking win, even if you didn’t realize you won over a year later. You don’t see those Olympic fuckers sending back medals after it turns out some dirtbag pissed a dirty test, do you? Exactly. It’s just like that, sans urine. And medals. Well, and glory and television coverage. Other than that, pretty much the same thing. Except nobody cares about this and for whatever reason they give a shit about the Olympics.
The other thing is, there are some really good fucking SEO blogs on that list! By people that know shit, nonetheless. And from a source like Promote My Site (I’m pretty sure they promoto websites or something), that’s gotta count for something too. So, again, this is a big win. Me = AWESOME.
Before I wrap this up and have a celebratory beer (should have a half rack if you consider the interest one beer would have had had I had it then. Wow, that sentence can’t be grammatically correct), I’d like to say thank you to every one of you who have gone and voted for me for the worst blog of all time. I know beating Perez Hilton is a personal wet dream of mine (I can’t believe I just used “Perez Hilton” and “wet dream” in the same sentence – I think I threw up in my mouth a little) for this honor and likely to only happen once he quits or gets a conscience, but being second is pretty fucking cool. Thank you for your support. Seriously, it’s pretty damn awesome. Thank you.