Because I’m a bit of an insecure, narcissistic prick, when I actually decide to log in and perhaps post some sort of drivel, the first thing I do is check where my traffic is coming from. I know, I’m weak. It’s like a sickness. But anyways, as I was saying, I saw in my stats that I was getting a bit of traffic from a link that looked like: hubpages.com/hub/10-examples-of-a-bad-blog. “Hmm,” I thought. “Ten examples! This I must see!”, hoping to see nine other blogs worse than mine. Plus, I wanted to see what they had to say about me. Even bad attention is still attention (remember the whole insecure, narcissistic prick thing?).
What did I see when I went to check out the 10 Examples of Bad Blogs? Only five fucking blogs! Motherfucker can’t count! Or, he’s kind of a lazy asshole like me and stopped at five. Either way, at first I felt duped. And then kind of honored, because that meant instead of only 1/10th of the post being about me and The Worst SEO Blog Ever!, now it was 1/5th. And more is always more.
So, zball24, thank you for the attention. And I hope you get a fan someday. And thank you for making me feel twice as important as I did when I first clicked that link.