It’s bad enough that I got traffic the other day for the phrase “tweet cred”. But then I see that I also got traffic from something called “Twitterific”. And where was the source of this Twitterific traffic? A goddammed iPhone.
Lookit, I realize that cutesy Twitter-related words and phrases are here to say. As sick as it makes me, as much as it makes me want to pick up my laptop and gouge my eyes out, as much as it makes want to make up another nonsense phrase to illustrate my rage, I’m realizing I’m in the minority here. But the double whammy of a friggin’ iPhone and cutesy Twitter phrase illustrated by a page? This is too fucking much.
Go ahead and rub it in my face that you have an iPhone and I don’t. It’s fine, really. Go ahead and annoy the holy fucking hell out of me with cutesy Twitter phrases. I’m getting numb to it. But please, for all that is good in this world, don’t hit me with both.