Well, I’ve been meditating (read: getting drunk and hiding out in the blanket fort) about what the future holds. Right now, I’m pretty sure we’re headed towards a Mad Max reality. But anyways, enough about me.
While I’ve been, er, meditating, I have to say that you, my loyal following, kick a lot of ass. For reals. I mean, you all check out where I’m at for the Worst Blog of All Time? That’s right, right on the tail of Paris “I use MS Paint to Draw Cum on the Faces of Celebs” Hilton! Okay, maybe “right on the tail” is the wrong phrase for someone whose stomping my brains in, and honestly, his isn’t the tail I’d like to, er, be on, but you get the idea. I’m second, motherfuckers! And all thanks to hyper-intelligent voters out there.
Next, I’d like to thank Melanie, Mr. Syzlak, Owlette, JDog and Devilman (I know I’m fogetting some others, so apologies) for keeping, well, I guess my head, in it. You all are the best. Thanks for sticking in there.
Anyways, I think I’m back.