Is For Wankers

Well, that’s my assumption.  Apparently, hired some douchebag named “Dwight” to do some link building.  All they got out of fuckhead were some lame-ass comment spam which netted them an awesome ZERO fucking useful links.  Unless someone happened to follow those dodgy links and get them some baccarat.

But let’s be honest.  This post is pretty much a throwaway post.  As soon as is banned, they’ll move on to or something else.  In the end, all that will have happened is that I’ve exercised my fingers and got yet another opportunity to call some douchebag a motherfucker or an asshole.  There is no justice.  This is the way it is and the way it shall be.

Sure, I could go through, do the whole whois gambit and put it up.  But that’s a lot of effort for not a whole lot of, I don’t know, satisfaction? Action?  Something.  So instead I will put a curse on them.

Hear me know, and the poseur “Dwight”.  May you motherfuckers get diarrhea so bad your assholes burn for an eternity and may every time you comment spam another blog, a pitbull fuck your leg.  May your girlfriends (and/or boyfriends) always have a headache and may your mother call when you’re about to “get it on” (assuming fuckwits such as yourselves ever get laid) and remind you to call your grandma.  This shall be your curse and the curse of your children and your children’s children.

Oh, and yes I used “wanker” because this was a company using a domain.  I also considered using “twat”, “cunt” and “spotted dick” (I don’t care if it’s a dessert).

And one last thing – fuck you

2 Responses to “ Is For Wankers”

  1. Bill D Says:

    Part of me was expecting to find a link in here, that you had gone with a perverse (and thus very “you”) twist on a paid review and link.

  2. seohack Says:

    i would so kill for someone to pay me to do this shit! it would’ve been an awesome paid review, huh? damn.

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