Pikachu Porn – Really?

Alright, all you all know by know poop porn is the only fucking keyword phrase I get any traffic for.  Don’t ask me why, but for some reason people who love them some poop porn can’t read descriptions worth a fuck and click on this shit hole thinking they’re gonna’ get them some, er, well, some number two action.  Incidentally, it amuses me to no end when I rank second for “poop porn” in the Google, cuz, well, you know.  It’s number two!  The deuce!

But lately, there’s been a new trend, which is far more disturbing.  It’s people who are searching for “pikachu porn“.  The fact that I rank for it doesn’t bother except for A) I can’t make any money off of it and 2) what kind of sick fuck is looking for pornography featuring a yellow, squirrel/cat-like thing?

I get hentai and cartoon porno, I really do.  I mean, essentially, it’s still some human-like creature, though animated, getting down and dirty with some other human-like thingy.  Sure, I dig it, except for the demon rape, which our Rising Sun friends seem to get off on.  Well, not all of them.  I mean, it’s not like every bit of hentai out there has an obligatory demon rape scene because it’s what their primary audience demands.  Anyways, for the record, I do not think all Japanese people living in Japan like demon rape in their hentai and I by no means condone demon rape.  Or other forms of rape.  Well, except for a rapist getting butt raped.  Oh geez, nevermind.  This wasn’t supposed to be about the forms of rape I approve (which is none) and more about the sickos who likes them some pikachu porn.

Anyways, yeah, I get “regular” (I mean, how regular can this shit be?) hentai and even to a degree poop porn.  But Pikachu porn?  That gets into the realm of beastiality and other forms of animal fucking (assuming there are other forms).  And it’s not even like it’s a real animal.  It’s a made-up animal that some pervo wants to fuck.  Furthermore, it’s a made up animal that some pervo could get fucking electrocuted by.  Kind of says a lot about someone with the whole Pikachu fetish, don’t it?

So, what have we learned here, dear reader?  I don’t know.  But it has something to do with weirdos, perverts and something about Pikachu porn.  When I get it all figured, I’ll let all you all know.