Alright, all you all know by know poop porn is the only fucking keyword phrase I get any traffic for. Don’t ask me why, but for some reason people who love them some poop porn can’t read descriptions worth a fuck and click on this shit hole thinking they’re gonna’ get them some, er, well, some number two action. Incidentally, it amuses me to no end when I rank second for “poop porn” in the Google, cuz, well, you know. It’s number two! The deuce!
But lately, there’s been a new trend, which is far more disturbing. It’s people who are searching for “pikachu porn“. The fact that I rank for it doesn’t bother except for A) I can’t make any money off of it and 2) what kind of sick fuck is looking for pornography featuring a yellow, squirrel/cat-like thing?
I get hentai and cartoon porno, I really do. I mean, essentially, it’s still some human-like creature, though animated, getting down and dirty with some other human-like thingy. Sure, I dig it, except for the demon rape, which our Rising Sun friends seem to get off on. Well, not all of them. I mean, it’s not like every bit of hentai out there has an obligatory demon rape scene because it’s what their primary audience demands. Anyways, for the record, I do not think all Japanese people living in Japan like demon rape in their hentai and I by no means condone demon rape. Or other forms of rape. Well, except for a rapist getting butt raped. Oh geez, nevermind. This wasn’t supposed to be about the forms of rape I approve (which is none) and more about the sickos who likes them some pikachu porn.
Anyways, yeah, I get “regular” (I mean, how regular can this shit be?) hentai and even to a degree poop porn. But Pikachu porn? That gets into the realm of beastiality and other forms of animal fucking (assuming there are other forms). And it’s not even like it’s a real animal. It’s a made-up animal that some pervo wants to fuck. Furthermore, it’s a made up animal that some pervo could get fucking electrocuted by. Kind of says a lot about someone with the whole Pikachu fetish, don’t it?
So, what have we learned here, dear reader? I don’t know. But it has something to do with weirdos, perverts and something about Pikachu porn. When I get it all figured, I’ll let all you all know.
September 9, 2008 at 5:47 am |
You know, I was seriously considering some sort of clever, or at least sensible, response to this, but I’m pretty sure that you just iced my brain for the whole day. I. . . . um. . . . . yeah. Huh.
September 9, 2008 at 7:27 am |
Look up “plushies”. Oh yes they do.
September 9, 2008 at 7:51 am |
this blog is a trap.
September 9, 2008 at 8:53 am |
It’s a TRAAAAP
September 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm |
@Bill D – =)
@Owlette – I was so hoping not to get into plushies, but since you opened that door . . . what the fuck is wrong with those people? Who doesn’t like a little dress-up and a little kink, but . . . what the fuck?!?!!?? They’re almost as bad as those guys that only fuck Real Dolls(tm).
September 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm |
What? No links to said Pr0n? *pikachu pout* NOT lol
September 10, 2008 at 5:10 am |
You mean there are no adsense ads for Pikachu Porn? I had the same problem with Harry Potter Porn.. 😦
September 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm |
@madamemaracas – well, if you really want to see it . . . . http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Fruvous/sick/pikachuhasavaginaMP.jpg
@Adam – i know! what the hell, Google?
December 3, 2008 at 8:04 pm |
You got to check this video out I found on Youtube. Its badass.
Let me know what you guys think.
youtube video
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