Archive for July 28th, 2008

My Obligatory Post About Cuil

July 28, 2008

It sucks.  That’s all I have.  And it looks like that’s pretty much what everyone else has been saying.  So, yeah, there’s a new search engine put out by some people from Google and it sucks.

Oh, and this whole trend of naming shit with hard to pronounce names that say something that’s pretty easy to say, what the fuck is up with that?  It looks like a friggin’ made up word.  Is it?  My money is that it is, but I can’t be bothered to look that shit up because I’m lazy and only college kids research shit.  Fuck that.  Why not name it something awesome, like “trans-am.com” or “notgoogle.com”?  I mean, the first one is fucking cool.  Who didn’t love the Trans Ams?  And if you say you didn’t, you’re a friggin’ liar.  And the second, it pretty much sums up what this “search engine” is – not Google.   And you can actually say and spell both of those!  The fact that some dumbass (such as moi) can’t remember how to spell your name just spells failure.  And I think your former overlords would concur – dumbasses click on lots of ads and make them lots of money.  Shit, we hit that back button and then click the ad again sometimes!  You really want to keep people like me off your site?

So, in conclusion, I think their search sucks, I hate the layout and really hate the fucking name.  Thank you and have  a good evening.