7 Things I Learned On The Interweb This Week

It’s been a crazy fucking week, and it’s only getting crazier.  Hence the lack of commentary.  Anyways, all you all have a great weekend.

1. Jason Gambert is a bona fide jackass. The jackass in his own words at the Wikipedia.

2. Being rich is still fucking awesome. For reals. If I were that fat slob you wouldn’t see Heidi Klum or that model within ten miles of my fat ass.

3. ZOMG GOOGLE IS NOW SHOWING USER NUMBERS WITH THEIR KEYWORD TOOL OMG I’M GONNA’ POOP MY PANTS OMFG SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A POST UP ON IT ON THE SPHINN CUZ I DON’T THINK ANYONE HAS YET OMG I DID POOP MY PANTS THIS IS CRAYZEEEEEE ANOTHER POST ON THE SPHINN PUHLEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!! Alright, enough is enough. They’re just filling a hole that the Overture Keyword Tool left. When have you not known these people to capitalize on an opportunity?

4. Word of advice to all you all who got a Russian mail order bride – don’t get drunk and piss her off. You know these folks are hardkore.

5. Paris Hilton has size 11 feet.

6. If this is the future of our military, get prepared to learn a new language.  Seriously – who the hell is going to be intimidated by those guys?

7.  I’m fucking awesome.  ‘Nuff said.

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