Day 3 – Free Melanie Phung!

It’s apparent my plea to let Melanie’s domain be unblocked by the Sphinn has fallen on deaf ears. It’s a travesty, I’m sure, but I’m sure the Sphinn has its reasons. The Streko even went as far as to sfin the initial post that started the revolution. Granted, it was done in Mad Libs (which are great for family fun!), yet the Sphinn blocks Melanie’s domain.

I started a hunger strike, but after an hour I yielded. Hey, I’m a fat guy, give me a fucking break! Sure, if i was a fucking vegetarian it’d be easy! You ever try a fucking tofu dog? Exactly. There’s a reason those people are fucking scrawny. Then I decided to go on a booze-strike. After half an hour I got the shakes so bad and it felt like bugs were crawling all over me that I yielded then too. I thought about a blog strike, but realized with a readership of four or so, it wouldn’t really matter so much. I thought about taking down the interweb, but quickly realized I’m too lazy and too dumb to try that. Besides, then where would I get my porn? From the corner store like a common politician? Fuck that.

So, the Sphinn, I urge you to do the right thing and let Melanie Phung’s domain free from your gulag. She’s a good person, and she likes puppies and babies and rainbows*. How evil can she be if she like babies and puppies and rainbows? Unblock her domain today.

*This statement has not been verified as a fact. She may actually hate kick puppies, shake babies and point at rainbows (as you all know, pointing at rainbows makes them go away. When the hell did I get to know so much about rainbows?). But even if she doesn’t, please don’t hold that against her. Just unblock her friggin’ URL already!**

** As it turns out, she does like puppies and rainbows.  Don’t hold that against her either.

17 Responses to “Day 3 – Free Melanie Phung!”

  1. JDog Says:

    I can’t beleive you’re not banned from the sfin yet. They took your url no problem. The sfin gods must not read this shit.

  2. evilgreenmonkey Says:

    Melanie has not contacted us regarding the status of her blog on Sphinn to my knowledge, we have only recently (yesterday I think) been asked by a 3rd party about this matter. I will investigate, although it’s usually best for the blog owner to approach us directly via the Sphinn contact form.

    Rob Kerry
    Sphinn Editor

  3. seohack Says:

    JDog – i think with Mr. Kerry having just stopped in, i might have just had my sfin card pulled. lol!

    @ Mr. Kerry – thanks for stopping by! I’ve passed your recommendation on to Ms. Phung. =)

  4. ONE-PAC Says:


  5. Melanie Says:

    Hey Rob – I appreciate your looking into it, but I have indeed tried contacting Sphinn about it. Twice I’ve filled out the contact form to either ask if/why I was banned or request that the ban be lifted. Neither of my attempts got a response. Good to know where to turn to get heard though. 🙂

    Melanie Phung
    Sphinn outcast

  6. ONE-PAC Says:


  7. evilgreenmonkey Says:

    I found both your emails in my spam filter, not sure what happened there. Your website checks out and I can’t find any discussions regarding it, so the ban should be lifted in the next 24 hours.

    Good job I read Sphinn ;o)

    Rob Kerry
    Sphinn Editor

    PS. Quite colourful language on this blog.

  8. seohack Says:

    This is great news, Rob!

    re: “PS. Quite colourful language on this blog.”
    Thanks! i’ve been told i’m friggin’ awesome with the english and shit. 😉

  9. Melanie Says:

    Hip hip hooray! All hail to SEOhack who despite all expectations really knows how to get shite done! Yet another one hit outta the park. And I’m glad you gave up the foolish sobriety thing – that wouldn’t have helped anyone.

  10. Melanie Says:

    And of course: Thank you Rob!!

  11. streko Says:

    wtf? i don’t get no love?

  12. Melanie Says:

    And thank you Streko and One-Pac… though seriously, what did you do except spam social media sites you spamming spammer?

  13. Melanie Says:

    heehee. Just kidding. You my dawgs.

  14. ONE-PAC Says:


  15. JDog Says:

    Since all the love is going around I want some too!

  16. JDog Says:

    BTW… Thanks Rob for handling the situation at hand and Hack for bringing this injustice to light.

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