Whoa – I mean, not that this is promotion where you get a free Ms. Phung with every comment. I mean, that’d be cool and all, but I don’t think she’d be down with that. Besides, with a whopping three readers, that means there’d need to be like, what, five of her? I digress.
The point of this post isn’t that there’s some sort of Melanie Phung give-away. It’s quite to the contrary. Earlier, I tried to post an incredibly well-written, enlightened article about social media marketing from her blog to the Sphinn. I mean, those people seem to eat that shit up. Mention Digg or the Twitter and it’s a damn near orgy of, er, well, those people get excited. So, in the spirit of sharing (hard to believe, I know. What can I say, I’m a stingy motherfucker!), I eagerly went to the Sphinn to submit Ms. Phung’s article and was met with:
URL is invalid or blocked: (http://www.all-about-content.com/2008/07/how-not-to-use-social-media.html)
Huh? Melanie Phung’s blog’s URL was blocked? Did they have the right person?
I tried again and received the same result. Melanie Phung, who’s on there quite a bit, making comments, reporting spam and promoting other people’s stories, can not have one of her stories promoted on the Sphinn.
Surely, this must be some sort of mistake. I mean, my blog isn’t banned and I had that one crazy lady call me and the Streko liar and rapists on the Sphinn and I managed to piss in the Cheerios of that one “comedian” (using the term extremely lightly) with the sombrero. Hell, I was even too controversial for Michael “Matt Cutts Is A Clown” Gray at one time! All I’m really known for is my loyalty to the word of Ms. Whalen (seriously, let me know if anyone’s fucking with you), kicking ass in the poop porn and generally being awesome. Melanie, on the other hand, is actually a valuable member of the community. Me, not so much. Though I did give all you all SEO Standards (I have yet to receive any oxen or children, btw). But Melanie, she’s finding and sharing good information while creating some of the more compelling pieces about search marketing. And yet her domain is banned.
Banned. As in, not able for a jackass like me to post a well-written piece to it. As in, “Gee, thanks for participating, Melanie! Someone wants to submit an article of yours? Well, I’m sorry. You’ll have to go fuck yourself.” As in total fucking bullshit.
It just seems weird to me that despite all the crazy and questionable shit that pops up in there from time to time, Melanie’s blog is banned. It doesn’t make sense to me. And if it doesn’t make sense to you, I urge you to take up the “Free Melanie Phung (not that she’s in jail but we just want her blog to be un-banned in the Sphinn)” cause. Join the movement. Get engaged. The revolution is afoot.
July 8, 2008 at 1:24 pm |
ohh fuck that shit what the fuck is fucking up with that fucking shit.
they are just jelous she is known as “the baby momma of content”
July 8, 2008 at 1:34 pm |
Thanks Streko for sphinng SEOHack’s story about my story about not creating circular social media submissions not being allowed on Sphinn.
In other news:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
July 8, 2008 at 1:35 pm |
I was also going to submit the sphinn to dig then stumble the dig, would that be bad?
July 8, 2008 at 1:38 pm |
i think that’s an excellent plan, the Streko. But then if you would just then sphinn the digg and stumble that, it’d be super-awesome.
July 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm |
http://www.mixx.com/stories/841203/digg_baby_momma_of_content_gets_da_boot?vote=1
click that chain!!!
Can anyone stumble the mix?
July 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm |
SHUT YO CRACK PUSSY BITCH
July 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm |
I Stumbled it. What have we forgot?
July 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm |
ok now do this
we need someone to blog about the stumble book mark and then submit it to sphinn. and start the chain over again…
any takers?
July 8, 2008 at 2:01 pm |
Wait, what page am I stumbling? Oh hell, I’ll just stumble all of them. After all, that’s what social media is for.
July 8, 2008 at 2:02 pm |
FUCK YOU BITCH ASS YOU BACK? YOU WANT MORE OF THIS SHIT ILL FUCKING OWN YOUR ASS ANONYMOUS PUSSY BITCH.
July 8, 2008 at 2:02 pm |
I really would like someone to take video of themselves clicking through all the links and then post that to Flickr. Anyone?
July 10, 2008 at 8:58 am |
What is Sphinn?
July 10, 2008 at 10:16 am |
Masked Millionaire – i really do hope you’re MF Doom and not just using his pic . . . . cuz that would make my entire day! =)
at any rate, that comment is my fave this week!