The Battle For Worst Blog Of All Time Sallies Forth

Hey, I’d just like to extend a quick thank you to the seven people who are taking up the mantle and helping me fight the bad fight against Perez Hilton and his domination of “Worst Blog Of All Time”. And who are those seven people, you ask?

Well, in a shameless link plug that hopefully doesn’t sink any battleships, these fine, intelligent example of what’s best about mankind:

First up, Ms. Phung, our very own baby momma of content. She’s the one who started this fight. Now it’s up to us to finish it.

Comrade Syzlak, loyal to a fault. Actually, not really. He might consider throwing my sorry ass under the bus. But he did vote anyways!

And then there’s the Streko, who thinks this is some sort of scam. And the elegant doomster hisself, Bill D, who seconds the motion. But you know what? They still voted anyways!

I’d be remiss not to mention that even Matt McGee, the nicest guy in the industry, has voted for the Worst SEO Blog Ever! to win Worst Blog of All Time. If Matt voted, it can’t be all bad, can it?

Let’s not forget Katy8439. Honestly, I have no idea who the hell this is. But I do know this – Katy is obviously a person of superior intelligence and integrity. Just tell me where to point the link!

And finally, last but not least, there’s Justin, who made the big trek from Arizona to Wisconsin. Despite totally uprooting his entire life for a couple of days visit to the fam, he’s taken the time and has the courage to do the right (-ish) thing – vote to defeat Perez Hilton’s domination!

I completely understand what a pain in the ass it is to go there, register and then vote. It almost kept me from doing what I’m asking of you. It really is. I mean, why so much bullshit to go through? And the fucking site crashes? What the hell? That’s fucked up! But please don’t let it keep you from creating an account and voting for the Worst Blog of All Time. Join the ranks of these loyal, awesome and hyper-intelligent folks. Help a fucker, will ya?

5 Responses to “The Battle For Worst Blog Of All Time Sallies Forth”

  1. JDog Says:

    Alright Hack you’re up to 9 votes now… Good luck!!

  2. seohack Says:

    thanks, JDog! you’re the best!

  3. Chique*Life Says:

    I swear I voted from the first post. It was crashy and complicated and those MFers didn’t even record it.

  4. Worst Blog Of All Time? Still No. « The Worst SEO Blog Ever! Says:

    […] Blog Of All Time? Still No. That’s right.  Thanks to the loyal handful of you all that have taken the time to give up a crazy amount of details to register and vote for […]

  5. p90x Says:

    The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman….

    The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin….

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