Roughly 98% of the search marketing industry has drank the Twitter-Aid. We have our matching black Nikes. We’ve resorted to calling each other cutesy (but really fucking annoying) little names and writing love letters to Twitter. We have sang it’s praises and its unlimited potential for our clients and our businesses. We’ve lavished praise on those companies that have found our bitches and moans on the Twitter as well as those who we think are “doing it right”. This thing has become just shy of a cult – and I’d call it a cult but I use it and I wouldn’t be a part of a cult that’d have me as a cult member.
We’ve bought into the Twitter and have been actively selling it as “the place to be” for our clients.
Okay, so do we really want to sell ourselves to a fucking platform that’s been up and down for the last five days? Is it wise to advise our clients to put their marketing monies and energy into something that’s acting this fucking unreliable? Seriously?
At least those fucking Burma Shave signs could be counted on to be on the fence posts at the end of the day.
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May 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm |
amen.
May 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm |
If Twitter weren’t down, I’d tweet you to stop blogging so much. I can’t keep up.
May 22, 2008 at 5:39 am |
This may be my favorite post title ever. I’m especially amused as a dedicated Twitter Luddite (twuddite?).
May 22, 2008 at 10:21 am |
@ streko – wurd.
@ NID – heheheh, i almost went for a hat trick today to boot!
@ Bill D – okay, i’m pulling your Luddite card. you just made up a cutesy twitter-related word. you’re suspended. 😉
May 22, 2008 at 10:33 am |
@seohack:
Shit.
May 23, 2008 at 9:21 am |
the tweeple god is chilling with the failed blogrush god.
June 7, 2008 at 4:36 am |
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