For May 14th and 15th, the Twitter has been unavailable. As a result, productivity across the search marketing sector has increased by over 600%.
“It’s astounding,” said Blair Warner of Garrett Search Marketing in Eastland. “For the last two days, not only have we seen an increase in productivity, our clients are seeing incredible returns on their campaigns. May is going to huge for us – and I imagine across the entire search engine marketing industry as a whole!”
Twitter estimates search marketers will be back to wasting time and fucking around researching Twitter’s marketing potential as soon as Thursday afternoon.