For May 14th and 15th, the Twitter has been unavailable. As a result, productivity across the search marketing sector has increased by over 600%.
“It’s astounding,” said Blair Warner of Garrett Search Marketing in Eastland. “For the last two days, not only have we seen an increase in productivity, our clients are seeing incredible returns on their campaigns. May is going to huge for us – and I imagine across the entire search engine marketing industry as a whole!”
Twitter estimates search marketers will be back to wasting time and fucking around researching Twitter’s marketing potential as soon as Thursday afternoon.
May 16, 2008 at 6:09 am |
I think that I may be the only full-time SEO on the planet to be just now hearing about this. The websites that I dick around on are doing just fine. Which means that my relative productivity is down some [mathmathmath]%. Damn you Twitter, you fucked me again!
May 18, 2008 at 6:29 am |
Brilliant. I have just reposted this on inSocialMedia.com.
Our network loves it!!
Chris
May 31, 2008 at 10:48 pm |
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