I’m not sure if I should be alarmed or happy. Apparently someone thinks yours truly sucks. What the hell? Is that you again, dad? If so, it isn’t my fault I turned out this way, alright? So just get the fuck off my back!
But you know what rocks? The Worst SEO Blog Ever! ranks numero uno for that search! In your faces! Yesssss! Though it isn’t much of a surprise, and I’d be the first to tell you I suck (figuratively speaking), it is nice to know that at least I can rank number one for something. And it was also nice to know that there were no blogs or sites dedicated to hating my guts. I mean, for someone to hate someone like me, that person has waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Seriously. I can’t believe someone even wasted their time to look up to see who else hates me. And furthermore, if they think SEO Hack sucks, why bother clicking on my blog? Obviously, this person is an asshole. Again, I’m looking at you, old man . . . .
Anyways, while I’d be concerned that maybe there’s an anti-SEO Hack element in the industry, I can’t be bothered to worry about it. I’ve got bigger fish to fry, namely getting my hands on a box of Trix. And opening my very own Waffle House.