Archive for March 11th, 2008

Good News from Syzlak!!!

March 11, 2008

So, Comrade Syzlak is lucky enough to live in Portland, where there was some sort of SEM/SEO conference going on, which he attended and got to rub elbows with all sorts of fancy people. Lucky bastard. Oh well. It’s just as well. It’s not like I had a clean shirt or anything.

Anyways, he told me he got to meet no other than Rebecca Kelley. Rebecca fucking Kelley!!! And he said that she really does read this thing!!! Even if he lying just to keep me from throwing myself in front of a train, still!!! He got to talk to her!!!!!

I think the only thing that could have made hearing that better is to then hear that Vanessa Fox was there and that she heard Syz and Miss Rebecca Kelley talking about this hell hole and then getting into a fight over my fanboydom. That would have been awesome. Super awesome. And then to have Todd Friesen and Greg Boser also show up and try to break up that fight and then say they read this bullshit too. And then they get in a fight. Then that fight gets so bad that there’s people being thrown through the window and shit getting broken. And then right before it gets out of hand, Syzlak steps in and asks them “WWSEOHD?”, to which they’d say, “What the fuck are you talking about?” And then Syzlak, would have to show them his rubber bracelet and say, “The SEO Hack would say instead of fighting amongst ourselves over his awesomeness, we should unite to light a dumpster on fire and partake in the drinking of the gin.” And then they’d all go out, light a dumpster on fire, get drunk and then light some more shit in Portland on fire.

And in my opinion, there’s no bigger compliment than having a town drunkenly burnt to the ground in your honor. Yes, a boy can dream. A boy can dream.

Rebecca Kelley!!!!!

As It Turns Out . . . .

March 11, 2008

 . . . . this blog wasn’t being hacked.

Friday, I noticed a bunch of pages updated on the ol’ dashboard.  Realizing that I didn’t update them (remember, I’m lazy.  Why the hell would I do that?  Drunk, maybe?), I naturally assumed that someone decided to hack into my compooter and take over the Worst SEO Blog Ever!!!

So, of course, that meant I couldn’t get on the interweb ever again.  Ever.

Then, after a few days of panicking and avoiding the interweb, I decided to log in this morning.  Then I decided to do some reading.  Apparently, I wasn’t hacked.  My datas weren’t at risk.  It was some sort of weirdo thing happening with the WordPress.

Lesson learned?  That they may or may not be out to get me.  And maybe reading is a good thing.  Maybe.