7 Things I Learned On The Interweb This Week

1. I was right about that fucking Elmo being a rotten little bastard. Anyone with a sick-ass tickling fetish he’s trying to share with children should’ve been locked up long ago.

2. Hepatitis is putting the “C” in classy for Vegas.

3. MSN must think old people screwing is important or else they wouldn’t have ran this fucking article again. At least we can discern the demographic that uses MSN the most – horny old people with a shitty memory. And don’t ask why I’ve read it twice.

4. Few things are as fun as creepy quotes from Uncle Charlie and Photoshop.

5.  Put a lot of hair on someone’s face and he’s still a total douchebag.  Though, now he’s a hairy douchebag.

6.  Russians aren’t very good babysitters.

7.  The longest running reality TV show in all of television history is about to be unveiled.  For some reason, this thing doesn’t even hold any train wreck appeal for me.