2. You can do anything as long as you have the rock in you.
3. I could get over my guilt over the music I’ve
stolen borrowed if I weren’t so cheap.
4. Booze+ chess = gunfire? Apparently so.
5. Even in Afghanistan it’s hard to find good help these days.
6. Now there’s another reason you don’t want to be seated next to the smelly, sweaty guy on the airplane.