Archive for January 18th, 2008

7 Things I Learned On the Interweb This Week

January 18, 2008

Let me begin this week’s episode of “7 Things I Learned On the Interweb This Week” by stating it may be the best one yet.  While it’s low on commentary, the shit I learned this week was incredible.  And might I thank Comrade Syzlak for inspiring three of the seven.

Now, if you don’t mind, I’ve got a SEMMY acceptance speech to work on.

1. There’s a reason MSN sucks – Search Master Steve.

2. Apparently, WoW can save your life. And I don’t mean because you’re on the compooter so much playing it that it is preventing you from having sex and dying from a nasty STD.

3. I’m going to spend the prize money I get from my SEMMY on some sweet dubs for the Hack Mobile.

4. Sergey Brin is drunken ogler of teenage boobs. Who knew?

5. Old people steal.

6. Syzlak is fucked up in the head. Really, really fucked up.

7. My inherent immaturity awesomeness combined with these people’s ad phrase generator lends itself for the awesomest t-shirts ever silk screened.

There you have it.  Was that not the best collection of edumacational links you’ve ever seen?  Truly, this week has been eye opening.  What a crazy, fucked-up place the interweb is.  Amen.