Archive for January 4th, 2008

Real Quick –

January 4, 2008

Okay, so we’re all very painfully aware of which keyword phrase this den of awesomeness is found for. That one all the other relevant associations. Big deal. I rank for it.

However, someone needs to explain these ones to me:

“manual labor is the punchline of what joke”

“robbie payne”

“seomoz”

What the hell?

7 Things I Learned On the Interweb This Week

January 4, 2008

1. It takes a whole lot of crazy to be the craziest fucker on the interwebs.

2. The used socks of teenage boys hold the key to the future of nano-technology.

3. Dumb people + money = funness.

4. I’m starting the new year off strong with a fat number two ranking for “poop porn” in the Google. Not ideal, but what the hell? Perverts love them some SEO!

5. Apparently, Timothy Leary invented blogging. About time one of those dirtheads did something good for the rest of us! Well, assuming you like reading crap like this, seeing the SERPs littered with MFA bullshit and the ramblings some 13 year old girls who insist on using tiny typefaces and glittery looking bullshit on their backgrounds. I mean, what the fuck? Oh well. Anyways, before this devolves into a rant that sounds like some old man yelling at kids to quit shitting on his friggin’ lawn, all I have to add is that it’s too bad he hadn’t teamed up with the Doogster.

6. Forget about 2 Girls 1 Cup – 2 Women 1 Elevator is hot.  Well, sorta’.

7. Dane Cook proved a theory I had: he’s an attention whoring douchebag. Regardless, Chappelle could still kick the fuck out of Douche Cook. What a schmuck.