7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week

1. There’s someone for everybody.

2. Scientologists are weird motherfuckers. And not just because of the Xenu story.

3. Though they sound very similar, apparently shotacon and Chaka Kahn are in no way related to one another. Good to know.

4. The interweb is a cruel son of a bitch. Iomega may want to chew some ass . . . .

5. I am AWESOME. Guess who’s ranking #2 in Google for “poop porn”?

6. Syzlak needs a hug.

7. Perhaps I was wrong about everybody loving squirrels.

5 Responses to “7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week”

  1. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    #2: I love caption contests! This picture made me think of Dorian Gray. Just about any quote from the book would be a nice fit.

  2. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    Oh! I just found this and thought of you.

    “The moral of this story is — Don’t Pet The Squirrel”!!!

  3. Content Girl Says:

    Thanks for the comment on my blog – appreciate the atta girl. I decided not to publish the comment ‘cuz …? don’t know why, but I’m starting to think it was stupid to post that entry in the first place since the lawyers get real persnickety about anyone saying anything about anything. Not like it’d be the first time I got in trouble with the lawyers (sigh)…

    Anyway, just wanted to say, I’m still employed for the time being (’til our lawyers figure out this blogoweb thing at least), so I’m still chugging along.

    “Pet the squirrel” would be a good name for a rock band… or an obscene sexual act.

  4. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    Content girl: Can’t it be both?

  5. Steve Says:

    Those are some great finds.

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