2. Scientologists are weird motherfuckers. And not just because of the Xenu story.
3. Though they sound very similar, apparently shotacon and Chaka Kahn are in no way related to one another. Good to know.
4. The interweb is a cruel son of a bitch. Iomega may want to chew some ass . . . .
5. I am AWESOME. Guess who’s ranking #2 in Google for “poop porn”?
7. Perhaps I was wrong about everybody loving squirrels.