Google Is Evil, MyBlogLog Now Sucks & I Rank #5 For “Poop Porn”

Seriously, fifth spot? If only I could sell ads on this damn thing! Who knew anyone would want to watch two turds humping?

So, after my self-imposed ban (read: pouting) over the humorless Michael Gray “burying” one of the posts I sfun (and I thought they could only do that on Digg!), I realized that I have nothing to bitch about. So I swallowed my pride and crawled back. After all, Jill is still there, no?

To my surprise, the front page of Sphinn had nothing about Rand Fishkin and the ne’er do well crew at SEOmoz. Instead, there were all sorts of posts about the evil empire that is Google. Apparently they knocked some points off the toolbar page rank of sites they may or may not believe that are selling links. Well, duh. They said they were gonna’ be assholes about this. They usually do what the say. Didn’t you all see that little asterisk at the end of their mission statement – “Don’t be evil.*”?

Now this is old news, but it doesn’t mean it is any less of a pain in the ass today. Yahoo! bought MyBlogLog and then went and fucked it all up. Did we really need to have it associated with our Yahoo! Accounts? Hell, I didn’t even have one until you people made me go and get one. What the hell? And no, I don’t want one of those stupid-ass icon thingies. Leave me alone about that shit, alright? Enough is e-fucking-nough! Why take something that kicks so much ass and then fuck it up by making it a hassle? Because that’s what it is now – a hassle. Thanks a lot, dipshits.

And I guess I ought to have something about MSN since I’m discussing Google and Yahoo!, but seriously, who the hell uses MSN? Oh, sure, they teamed up with Facebook or something. Yawn. Whatever. Call back when you’re actually relevant. Stupid MSN.

11 Responses to “Google Is Evil, MyBlogLog Now Sucks & I Rank #5 For “Poop Porn””

  1. graywolf Says:

    on Digg they kill your story anonymously and blame the users, as mods we stand up and take credit😉

    Humorless … A Yahoo Ad exec, MSN UI Engineer, and Googler with a poodle under his arm walk into a bar …

  2. pittfall Says:

    If it’s any consolation, you now rank at #6 for “poop porn.” I have lost my confidence in your SEO abilities, but at least your posts are humorous.

  3. JDog Says:

    LMAO… I can’t stop crying…You are fucking hilarious!! I went through a few of your posts, holy shit. I am definitely a subscriber now. I could use a post from you everyday before I start the work thing.

  4. JDog Says:

    Where’s my fuckin button to subscribe?!?

  5. Syzlak Says:

    JDog – It’s way down there at the bottom, cause he really is an SEOHack! No idea how to setup the button…

  6. JDog Says:

    @syzlak Thanks! I waisted 5 min of my life trying to figure it out. When all else fails…go old school and copy past link at the bottom.

    @SEOhack Thank you for waisting my life trying to subscribe to read this crap.

  7. JDog Says:

    Fuck…waist or waste…I swear that I know english

  8. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    It’s really not fair that you write about smart stuff and get #1 for poop porn, and I get stuck with egon schiele critique.
    True, I did write about Schiele, but mostly I write about poop porn.

    Trade?

  9. seohack Says:

    @ grawolf – well, I’m glad you all ain’t anon. that’d really pissed me off.

    @ pitfall – thanks for stopping by!

    @ JDog – what’s a feed? As those two old drunks who sold wine coolers used to say, “Thank you for your support!”

    @ Bagel – at least that’s intelligent. And you got a number one spot. Sure I’ll trade!

  10. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    Sweet! A trade it is!
    What’ll you give me for chicken labia?

  11. Dear Yahoo!, Please Say No To MSN « The Worst SEO Blog Ever! Says:

    […] I also know I’ve been critical of you in the past.  I absolutely hated how you fucked up MyBlogLog and made it such a pain in the ass that other have completely given up on it.  But screw that, […]

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