7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week

1. Why hippies are so goddammed annoying. This kind of shit makes me want to go pull all the tires off of all my cars and burn them. Seriously. I do most of that shit because I’m poor, not some dirthead.

2. Syzlak is my Lovitz. God bless you, Syzlak. Sorry the revolution was so short lived. It nice to know I could count on Bagel as well.

3. Most of the keyword phrases used to find this blog contain the words “poop” and “porn”. Still. What’s surprising is that these people, who are hunting for some seriously graphic, hard core shit (pun unintended, but hey! what the hell!), are using the word “poop”. Are these some sick-ass second graders or something? These people afraid of getting their mouths washed out with soap? What gives? Could one of you pervos help me wrap my head around this? BTW – I currently rank #6 in Google for “poop porn”.

4. Pepsi employees understand loyalty.

5. So, apparently Pikachu pees sitting down.

6. It turns out Maine has the loosest sixth grade girls in the nation!

7. There are some very evil people in the world. No. Seriously. There are some really fucked up people out there with fucked up notions of fun. And yes, everything you read in that article is true.  No, really, it’s true.

7 Responses to “7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week”

  1. great scott! Says:

    #7…wow. Un-fucking-believable.

  2. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    That Pikachu is full of awesome.
    I choose you, Peak-at-you!

  3. Tanner Says:

    Wow, thanks for the link. I appreciate it.

  4. Soylent Ape Says:

    Quite a pair of meat curtains on Pikachu, there. Who knew?
    Don’t get me started on neo-hippies…

  5. Alek novikov Says:

    the pikachu is ridiculus but funny

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