IMO – Damian Novak at TheSEOBiz.com Is A Moron

So, this whole “work” thing has reared its ugly head again. But when I finally got a chance to check this thing out and maybe even write a new post I got a surprise. People were really really liking some of this junk! I mean, 18 comments. Holy Toledo! Whoohooo!

Turns out that my “new fan base” was actually just one friggin’ idiot, or perhaps a team of idiots, at TheSEOBiz.com. In my professional opinion, I’m leaning towards a lone dickweed here.  Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerk.

So apparently, this guy is a fucking moron. Seriously. If he knows jack shit about SEO, then he knows that comment links are nofollowed. But apparently, this guy couldn’t even pull his head out of his ass long enough to take a breath let alone check one of the links out. What a putz. Seriously, when this guy was born, did his mom shit him out in the crapper and not get him out in time to make sure he got oxygen to his brain?

Okay, next issue – who the hell still spams comments to get a fucking link? Furthermore, what kind of fucking inbred shit for brains spams the comments of the same blog to get a link? And then, what kind of knuckle-dragging, social retard spams the same post over ten times to get a fucking link? Are you kidding me? Seriously? You’re that dumb? Did you have a big bowl of DUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!! for breakfast?

I could just erase all those posts and go along my merry way. I’ll probably erase the links, but there’s no way I’m gonna’ erase those comments. They are a testament to dipshittedness to a degree unseen by man to date. Congrats, Mr. Novak, congrats!