7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week

1. Andy Warhol’s future is today. All I can say is: what the fuck is this world coming to? Holy shit. And I’m just as big a schmuck for even linking to anything about that fool.

2. If you don’t want people making money of your amputated limbs, then pay your friggin’ bills! This is the best story I’ve read in some time. Seriously.

3. Holy shit they’re alive!

4. Once upon a time, Paris Hilton was trying to be a role model. Oh, poor readers of Seventeen. If only they knew how damn funny that magazine cover would be in a year’s time.

5. There’s an audience for every book and you can find that strange ass book on Amazon.

6. The best way to get to the first page of Sphinn is to attack Rand Fishkin, beat up on SEOmoz or discuss how unprofessional Rand and SEOmoz are. Holy shit I’m sick of these posts. Is this the only search marketing firm in the world or something?!?!?!?!? You can bet you ass if I ever post another article on Sphinn it’s gonna’ have the headline “Rand Fishkin Eats Babies” or “SEOmoz Employees Wear Kitten-Skin Jackets”. Sheesh. You got some thoughts on this, Content Girl?

7. Oh, Jamie Foxx, why’d you have turn to be so lame? Those make you as cool as a six year old little girl. No amount of cubic zirconia can hide your newfound lameness.

22 Responses to “7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week”

  1. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    The foot in the smoker incident happened near where I live.
    What trashy redneck smokes a cigarette during a tv news interview?

    Frankly tho, the original owner of the leg lost it when he didn’t pay his storage unit bills. His rights to it are gone.

    I would pay $3 to not see the rotten thing.

  2. seohack Says:

    I am SO glad to hear from a local on that news story! And I’m so glad it didn’t happen in my neighborhood.

  3. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    Oh bullshit, you’d be right there inline for some bbq’d instep.

  4. randfish Says:

    Did you know I hate baseball and apple pie, too? Just saying – Sphinn’s just an angry title tag away.

  5. seohack Says:

    heheheheh, Rand, well I tried to sfin another mvandemar story about your inherent evilness with the title “Rand Wears Kitten-Skin Jacket, Eats Babies and Tells Clients To Buy Links”. For some reason it suddenly vanished! If I had only known it was really baseball and apple pie. dammit.

    @ bagel – you know it! $3?!?!?!! What a deal!

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    I think I’m becoming a big fan of you. Not only was your conversation with Syzlak hilarious, but I also am a fan of BWE’s blog.

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  19. The Bagel of Everything Says:

    Is that spam, or commenting OCD?

  20. SEOHack Says:

    Couldn’t have said it better, bagel!

  21. Content Girl here Says:

    Uh oh, you’re building a fan club. Looks like it’s more than just me and your mom reading this blog now. You’re in danger of losing the title of worst SEO blog ever.

    This whole industry-blogging-about-people-in-the-industry thing has gotten so out of control that I’m starting to miss people talking about their incontinent dogs or whatever crap people used to blog about.

    p.s. Kitten-skin jackets feel sooooo soft against my body.

  22. fred333 Says:

    Those are some interesting finds.

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