7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week

1. If you’re gonna’ hassle the Hoff, he has a list of definite do’s and don’ts.

2.  Speaking of the Hoff, apparently, the childhood robbing sons of bitches good people at NBC have decided to piss all over one of my childhood memories of one of my favorite shows bring back an oldy but a goody!

3. Some fathers are pretty proud of there sons. Or some gals are gonna’ be disappointed.

4. Apparently, I’m really fucked up.

5. I missed Best Week Ever. Thank god it’s back.

6. Something Todd Malicoat and I can definitely agree on: Don’t fuck with Kid Rock. Let’s be honest – Tommy Lee is a punk ass bitch. We all know he’s a fucking hanger-onner, and anyone who’s hanging out with Puffy and Criss Angel deserves to have the shit slapped out of him. I mean, c’mon! Criss Angel! And you can’t slap em0 magic boy because he can’t help but be a turd. But Tommy Lee deserves it. He knows better. Unless his douchitude is blinding him from such stuff. Doesn’t matter if Tommy Lee said something or not, at that point.

7. hoai pisarkiewicz (whoever the hell that is) is not shy in public toilets anymore! Keep reaching for that rainbow, hoai.

3 Responses to “7 Things I Learned on the Interweb This Week”

  1. pohlse Says:

    Charles Willard Horse Dick! That is freaking classic! I nearly crapped myself I was laughing so hard over that.

    The only thing that would have topped it is if they changed his first name to Harry and his middle name Swinging.

  2. seohack Says:

    heheheeh, that does have a nice cadence to it.

  3. Rebecca Kelley Says:

    Agreed. You are fucked up.

    My sister went to high school with Kid Rock. He’s such a turd sandwich.

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