1. Jesus plays hockey. And he appears to enjoy it!
3. Mr. Cooper is an asshole. Wow.
4. Syphilis is called the French disease.
5. There’s actually a page dedicated to all the search-marketing terms I hate!
6. Even with TwitBin, I don’t have the attention span necessary for telling people when I leave the room to take a dump.
7. Vanessa Fox is speaking at SES San Jose!!!!! I am SO hoping her talk is about The Princess Bride this time. And if I meet her, I don’t make a complete ass out of myself. Which is what would probably happen. It’s not like I’d wet myself and shake my hands in the air screaming. It’s more like I’d say something like “my hands smell like armadillos” or something random.