Archive for July 20th, 2007

7 Things I Learned On the Interweb This Week

July 20, 2007

1. Some people take tacos way too seriously. Everybody knows burritos are where it’s at.

2. The wind is kind of an asshole. And a pervert. I think we have some things in common.

3. Vanessa Fox loves her cats. A lot. And that lolcat site. A lot. (I know, I know this should have been mentioned two weeks ago, but I was still in shock that Criss Angel is not gay. Who would’ve guessed? Assexual, sure. I could see that. I mean, I’m surprised a guy like that would get laid at all, let alone married and have a thing with Cameron Diaz. Bleeeech. Have that image run through your head. She must have some serious kink to dig a weirdo like Emo Magic Boy.)

4.  Michael Vick has more problems to worry about than herpes now.  Clench them cheeks, Ron Mexico, and hope the prison population is a whole helluva’ lot more humane than you are, asshole. And tell Hitler hello for us.

5.  Vanessa Fox isn’t the only one getting found for porn related keywords.

6.  Danny Sullivan and crew give a great big middle finger to digg.  Atta’ boys and girls!!!!!

7.  Apparently Posh Spice (that one chick that married that dude that plays soccer, but he calls it football because he’s all British and junk) dislikes Paris Hilton as well.  She IS one of us!  USA!  USA!  USA!