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	<title>Comments on: 7 Things Twitter Can&#8217;t Do</title>
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	<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/</link>
	<description>If you don't think this is the worst blog about search engine optimization, then I don't think you know how to read.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: seohack</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1638</link>
		<dc:creator>seohack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you all are the smartest people I know!

@ streko - damn, i should've commented last week.  and what kind of douchebag jumps into the fray the day after cinco de mayo?

@ Mr. Davies - i'm so glad you stopped in! i didn't realize twitter was useful for something other than marketing to marketers!

@ jaan - best testimonial ever.  

@ Rebecca Kelley - you better watch that son of a bitch.  don't fall for the whole "i'm going to the store for a pack of smokes" bit!  That twitter is a cad!  a cad!

@ bagel - you had to rub my nose in it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you all are the smartest people I know!</p>
<p>@ streko - damn, i should&#8217;ve commented last week.  and what kind of douchebag jumps into the fray the day after cinco de mayo?</p>
<p>@ Mr. Davies - i&#8217;m so glad you stopped in! i didn&#8217;t realize twitter was useful for something other than marketing to marketers!</p>
<p>@ jaan - best testimonial ever.  </p>
<p>@ Rebecca Kelley - you better watch that son of a bitch.  don&#8217;t fall for the whole &#8220;i&#8217;m going to the store for a pack of smokes&#8221; bit!  That twitter is a cad!  a cad!</p>
<p>@ bagel - you had to rub my nose in it?</p>
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		<title>By: The Bagel of Everything</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1611</link>
		<dc:creator>The Bagel of Everything</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 04:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Breaking News! SEO Hack still hates Twitter. Twitter responds &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#38;as_q=&#38;as_epq=SEO+Hack&#38;as_oq=&#38;as_eq=&#38;num=10&#38;lr=&#38;as_filetype=&#38;ft=i&#38;as_sitesearch=twitter.com&#38;as_qdr=all&#38;as_rights=&#38;as_occt=any&#38;cr=&#38;as_nlo=&#38;as_nhi=&#38;safe=images" rel="nofollow"&gt;by not giving a shit&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Breaking News! SEO Hack still hates Twitter. Twitter responds <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;as_q=&amp;as_epq=SEO+Hack&amp;as_oq=&amp;as_eq=&amp;num=10&amp;lr=&amp;as_filetype=&amp;ft=i&amp;as_sitesearch=twitter.com&amp;as_qdr=all&amp;as_rights=&amp;as_occt=any&amp;cr=&amp;as_nlo=&amp;as_nhi=&amp;safe=images" rel="nofollow">by not giving a shit</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca Kelley</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1606</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca Kelley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 06:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Twitter is my baby's daddy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twitter is my baby&#8217;s daddy.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Davies</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1596</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Davies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 13:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah well I was sitting here wondering what Jason Calacanis was up to RIGHT THIS MOMENT. Thank god for Twitter.  Balls to AIDS, global warming, the second coming and Tibet, so long as I can keep up with my favourite Web Rockstars I'm A-OK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah well I was sitting here wondering what Jason Calacanis was up to RIGHT THIS MOMENT. Thank god for Twitter.  Balls to AIDS, global warming, the second coming and Tibet, so long as I can keep up with my favourite Web Rockstars I&#8217;m A-OK.</p>
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		<title>By: Jaan Kanellis</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1592</link>
		<dc:creator>Jaan Kanellis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah well my back hurt last night and I had my lady friend rub some Twitter all over me and today I feel fine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah well my back hurt last night and I had my lady friend rub some Twitter all over me and today I feel fine.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Davies</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1584</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Davies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 12:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yeah, and it's not even funny. Has nothing to do with Twitter or SEO really.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah, and it&#8217;s not even funny. Has nothing to do with Twitter or SEO really.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Davies</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1583</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Davies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 12:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"How to get your article sphunn"
1. Make it a list
2. Make it controversial
3. Make it about twitter</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;How to get your article sphunn&#8221;<br />
1. Make it a list<br />
2. Make it controversial<br />
3. Make it about twitter</p>
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		<title>By: streko</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1582</link>
		<dc:creator>streko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 11:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://sphinn.com/story/43540

seohack, this post has nothing to do with twitter or seo.

now please go club yourself to death and twitter about it while you are doing it.</description>
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<p>seohack, this post has nothing to do with twitter or seo.</p>
<p>now please go club yourself to death and twitter about it while you are doing it.</p>
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		<title>By: seohack</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1574</link>
		<dc:creator>seohack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and folks, don't forget to read &lt;a href="http://www.seotunes.co.uk/index.php/2008/04/18/21-reasons-twitter-is-bullshit/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Mr. Davies' excellent post about Twitter&lt;/a&gt;!

@ streko - have i ever told you you're my hero?

@ syzlak - well, then that should be changed to Twitter won't clean the dog shit off the carpet.  Fucking twitter . . . .

@ chris - you need a hug, you came to the right place! getting laid, i can't help you with that.  sorry.

@ melanie - link bait?  what's that?  and you quoted me out of context!

@ bill d - heheheheh. amen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and folks, don&#8217;t forget to read <a href="http://www.seotunes.co.uk/index.php/2008/04/18/21-reasons-twitter-is-bullshit/" rel="nofollow">Mr. Davies&#8217; excellent post about Twitter</a>!</p>
<p>@ streko - have i ever told you you&#8217;re my hero?</p>
<p>@ syzlak - well, then that should be changed to Twitter won&#8217;t clean the dog shit off the carpet.  Fucking twitter . . . .</p>
<p>@ chris - you need a hug, you came to the right place! getting laid, i can&#8217;t help you with that.  sorry.</p>
<p>@ melanie - link bait?  what&#8217;s that?  and you quoted me out of context!</p>
<p>@ bill d - heheheheh. amen.</p>
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		<title>By: Bill D</title>
		<link>http://worstseoblogever.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/7-things-twitter-cant-do/#comment-1573</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love it.  Am I the only person who thinks that everything about Twitter is utterly depressing?  Every time I find myself considering making an account, I look down and notice that my hands have found rope and started tying a noose of their own accord.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it.  Am I the only person who thinks that everything about Twitter is utterly depressing?  Every time I find myself considering making an account, I look down and notice that my hands have found rope and started tying a noose of their own accord.</p>
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